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Proverbs

This is a list of what we like to call our Proverbs. If you visit our e-store, you can see that most of these have been put on t-shirts for your buying pleasure. We'd like to point out that we make almost nothing from the sales, and what we do make goes into our next video, so we can graduate from webcams to actual video cameras. Also, due to the number of Proverbs, and the limited number of t-shirt options, only a few Proverbs could be put onto our products. We are in the process of increasing our number of products, but it may take a while. So, if you see any of these Proverbs that you would like on a t-shirt or something, email us, and we'll set it up for ya. But you MAY NOT do anything with these Proverbs on your own. They are the sole content of N-sanity Studios, and as such, subject to the Terms of Service.

N-sanity Studios Proverbs


We'll bring the chainsaw.
You bring the beer.

CAUTION: Do not ingest

It was like that when we got here.

Must be 12 or younger to enjoy.

It's OK, we're professionals.

It's OK to get aroused.

Turn your head and cough.

Can we borrow a quarter?

Let's hold hands.

A waste of mind.

Hope you brought clean underwear.

There's no way we're eating that.

When are we ever gonna need this?

No, shut up and eat YOUR broccoli!

Free human lung with your purchase of our t-shirt.

If you don't have anything nice to say, then go fuck yourself.

Don't drop the soap.

Shirt and shoes required.

We sell to minors.

Just cheese it.

Fluent in over 700 forms of torture.

May cause ocular leakage.

Only minimally invasive.

Kill, kill, kill, run, run, run.

For best results, combine with marijuana.

Shhh. You can hear our minds snap.

If at first you don't succeed, kidnap somebody who can.



 


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