Genocide123: Split a body into 2 with a Samurai sword.
Dead Mercenary : I like to kill people by asking them to look into a microscope in order to look at something I want to
show them, then when they adjust it some knives come out and ram them in the eyes,
and if they're wearing any glasses, I crush them and say "I guess you won't be needing these anymore..."
Now that's what I call being creative. Dead even included a cheesy one liner.
albi: i like shot children whit my k7-23 and eat their fucking brain
Tsk tsk albi,necrophillia how morbid....exactly as it should be heh heh heh.
Albie: Feces in someone's mouth that they choke on
Carine Karen: Putting my flamethrower into someone's mouth and burn him to Hell...HA-HA-HA!!!Burn O' Mighty Fire, BURN!
Akura: Digging someone's throat out with a rusty spoon. Oh, the pain.

Ah yes,now these quotes are what I call sadistic. Exactly what I'm looking for.
Though I ponder why is everybody always targeting the mouth?
Why not gouging someone's eyes out with a pick,shoving chopsticks all the way up somebodies nostrils,
pleasing a woman's libido to the point that her orgasms are so vigorous that she starts to vomit,and suffocates from her own throw up,
Ripping someones arm off,and then proceed to beat them to death with it
and most importantly flaying the flesh of a man's genital area with hot boiling water,
or clipping a woman's bosoms ni...nah I think I'll stop right there y'all get the picture.