| i love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z ! |
| Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT ! |
I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" ! |
| A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding |
| The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS ! |
| Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof? |
| You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry! |
| This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat. |
| Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na" |
| Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain****Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain****Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,****Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain. |
Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste****tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste****ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo****Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste
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| Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de****tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de****Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna****Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de |
| I've seen angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall in July,****I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,****But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you! |
| Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fijul hai****ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fijul hai****royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain****unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain |
| Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan.****499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo |
| What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail |
| Teri aankain jhuki jhuki****tera chehra khila khila****jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya ****to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila |
| Vo sochte honge usko aksar,****jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,****vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,****hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai! |
| Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have! |
| You look so fine!I want to...****break your heart and give you mine |
| You are like the sunshine so warm,****you are like sugar, so sweet...****you are like you...****and that's the reason why I love you! |
| Love is like war...****Easy to start...****Difficult to end...****Impossible to forget |
| Do you believe in love at first sight****or do I have to walk by again?? |
| I've seen angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall in July,****I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,****But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you! |
| Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People****Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.****Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More****But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga |
| TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,****RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,****PEPSI ka cr8 ho,****ANDE ka oml8 ho,****SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,****JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,****KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! |
| Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,****Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,****Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun****isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon |
| A Friend is Sweet when its NEW****Its Sweeter when its TRUE****But you know that its the sweetest when it is U |
| Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai ****Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS Type raha hai. |
| Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.****Sagar se gahra koi nahi.****Ab aapki kya tarif karu...****Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi! |
| Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,****gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,****tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,****tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. |
| Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye. Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye. Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii.... Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!! |
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