Funny SMS Quotes - Mobile Corner

	Listen 2 Love Story:Chanda & Chakori Kartey They Love Chori Chori Kadka Tha Memon & Ladki Thi Bori, Ladka Tha Kala, Ladki Thi Gori, Soja Puttar Bus Yehi Thi Story
	A couple had three sons named rehmat-e- elahi,barkat-e- elahi & mehbub-e- elahi when 4th son was born they decided to name him BAS KAR-E-ELAHI
	AL - QUAIDA is Responsible for TSUNAMI (Reported by Collins Powel - Washington ) :D {eMuskurahat.Tk}
	U Look at the Ocean, see GOD's Abundance ! U Look at the Sky, see GOD's Wonder ! & when U Look at the Mirror, see GOD's BLUNDER !!
	so Sweet is ur SMILE???so Sweet is ur STYLE???so Sweet is ur VOICE???so Sweet is ur EYE?????see...how Sweetly I LIE
	Another MOON ?..Possible,Another SUN ?..Possible, Another Friend Like U ?..Impossible 'coz GOD can't make same MISTAKE twice...
	I saw U on road,U Were Looking so fi9,Ur Face So Divine,Ur Walk So Perfect,I Started to Sing a Sweet Song,WHO LET THE DOGS OUT???
	Ur 100% Beatiful , Ur 100% Lovely, Ur 100% Sweet , Ur 100% Nice & Also 100% Stupid to Believe
	The Rain Makes Everything Beautiful, Grass, Flowers, Trees etc..If rain makes all thing beautiful than y does it not fall on U?
	U know whats Difference between Me and Monkey...We wrote this Nick and Money is Reading it...
	Luv & Sala go to a village, in B/w well comes and Luv Falls in well, Sala also jumps in, Y? coz luv k liye Sala Kuch bhi Karega!
	When U Feel Sad, Goto mirror & say DAMN! Im ReaLly Cute, U will overcome Your Sadness but don't make it Habit coz Liars goto HeLL!
	Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya, Phir Khosbu Teri Sath Mein Laaya, Phir Mere Dil Ko Khayal Aay k Lagta hai Aaj phir tu nahi Nahaya :D
	I am a Killer I Kill People For Money , coz u r my friend i will kill u for nothing :)
	papa may nay bandar palna hay bandar bohot achay hotay hain chalo beta may nay tumaray liyeh bandar lay liya hay papa kahan hay*woh is time message par raha ha.
	Govt. of Pakistan has introduced a new rule ---> Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!You are safe..... Where should i hide?????
	I see your face when I am dreaming, That's why I always wake up screaming
	A good Friend is like a computer,He ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart, FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart.
	Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, Liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi, Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
	Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
	Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, Maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, Aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
	Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
	Dil mein aansuyoun ke mele hain, Tum bin hum bohut akele hain, Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain, Dekho hum kitne vele hain * vele = farigh/free (vele is a Punjabi word)
	I am lamp you are light, I am Coke you are Sprite, I am Sawan you are badal, I am Normal you are Pagal, I am Water you are Tanki , I am Tarzan you are Monkey.....PoOoOoH!!!
	Sitting Up And Sitting Down , Kissing Is A Common Noun , All The Words With Proper Tense , Choose The Girl With Common Sense
	*I Was Not Kissing* Him I Was Just Telling His Lips A Secret!!**
	Sale Sale Sale..DHAMAKEDAR Sale..keemat sirf eik Muskurahat...Offer Mehdood Muddat Tak K liye Hai...Only for Girls
	Life brings Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham when its end Na Tum Jano Na Hum so guys let Masti who knowz Kal Ho Na Ho
	Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi..Sagar se gahra koi nahi..Ab aapki kya tarif karu..Dosto me aap jaisa..Nalayak koi nahi!
	Yeah Duniya hai jahan batein bana na sab ko aata hai (F) Hazaroon piyaar kartein hai per nibhana hum ko aata hai
	A Friend is Sweet when its NEW**Its Sweeter when its TRUE**But you know that its the sweetest when it is U
	Kiss is'nt like Nokia,Connecting People,Kiss is'nt like Pepsi,Yeh Dil Maange More,But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
	Love is like war...**Easy to start...Difficult to end...**Impossible to forget
	Someday u may Lose Ur Hair, Ur Teeth, & ur mind,But 1 thing u can't loose is ur good looks,coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
	What's wrong with yur cell everytime I call a voice says that that subscriber u dialed is a Monkey, plz contact zoo for details
	Apni Surat Ka Kabhi To Didaar De, Ab Aur Na Intzaar De, Apni Awaaz nahi Sunani to mat Suna, Kam se Kam 1 Missed call Hee Maar de
	This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat!... Now read it without the word cat :D
	Animals of Jungle decided for a meeting.Every1 came But The meeting hasn't started.Guess y?coz the Donkey is bzy in Chatting
	I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Mother Teresa said "Love Animals" !
	I Like U Utna, U LiKE Me Jitna, I Miss You Tabtaq, U Miss Me Jabtaq, U Love Me Janay KabTak, But I Love U Martey Dumtak (l)
	Dil 20 13 80 20 TERAY (Read it in PUNJABI) [eMuskurahat.Tk]
	May u be What u hope to b,See all u want to see..Do all what u want to,May ur every wish comes true.."A Very Happy Birthday to u"
	Sweet Candies r nice to eat,Sweet words are nice to say, Sweet People hard to find,OH GOD how did u find me???
	Love your friends,As they love U,But never hate them when they hate U,Give your smile to everyone but give your heart to Only 1
	When times comes,to give heart to some1,make sure to select some1 who never break your heart bcoz broken hearts don't spare parts
	She took me to a private room,put her hands on my waist,took off my Top than put her Lips on mine,Oh thanx GOD I am only a bottle
	My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental 10% senti and 90% mental
	A beautiful bird flys, U look up it shits in your eyes. U don't weap don't cry , just thank God cows do not fly
	I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z :D [eMuskurahat.Tk]
	Some times I think y I like u?Sometime i think y I miss u? Some times I think y I love u? Than I feel that I really like Cartoons
	Ahat si koi ho to lagta hai ke tum ho, Hawa koi Lehrai to lagta hai ke tum ho, Ab tum hi batao ke tum kissi bhoot se kam ho?
	I wish I was a tear drop , born in your eyes , Live on your cheeks and die on your lips
	Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti
	U r my sweet SONA,I dont want u to KHONA,I want a place in your Heart's KONA,Otherwise I will start RONA,Ek Emal to KERONA
	Maha ko dieting ka SHOK tha, Main SUFEE le aai, !Subha hui to dekha ke na Maha thi Na SUFEE :)
	Jungle is empty without u...Plz come here (Mehkma Junglaat) [eMuskurahat.Tk]
	A friend is 1% Funny,2% Sweet,3% Caring,4%Loving and 90% Good Looking.. Thats y i m you friend [eMuskurahat.Tk]
	(f)You can fall from the sky(l)You can fall from a tree* But the best way to fallIs in love with me [eMuskurahat.Tk]
	A-U'r Attractive B-U'r Best C-U'r Cute D-U'r Dear E-U'r Excellent F-U'r Funny G-U'r Gud Looking H-He He He I-I'm J-Just K-Kidding
	Last nite I lay in bed,looking at the stars, beautiful sky and da endless horizon & suddenly I thought where the hell is my roof?
	Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar Muskurate hain.Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,****Jo Mujhe Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
	Hi! Vajpaye Needs 500 Donkeys To attack on Pakistan.****499 ja chuke, Message Perhate Hi Niklo! :D
	Teri Aankain Jhuki Jhuki**Tera Chehra Khila KhilaJab Tere Chehre per Haath Ghumaya **To Aadha kilo Fair & Lovely Mila
	You are like the sunshine so warm,you are like sugar, so sweet...you are like you...and that's the reason why I love you!
	Do you believe in Love at First Sight****Or do I have to Walk by Again??:$
	TUSI Bade e Gr8 Ho,RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,ANDE ka oml8 ho,JALEBI ki Tarah Stra8 Ho,KHER jo bhi ho Mere Favr8 ho...!
	Monti uncle Mujhe Na Bandar Dekhna hai :: Monti : - Beta Vo to Abhi Mere Sath Chat Ker raha Hai !! :D
	Kisses Spread germs and germs are hated ..so Kiss(K) me baby cuz em vaccinated
	If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
	Heer & Ranjha discovered Luv...Romeo & Juliet practised it...Farhaad & Sheerein Died 4 it .....NOw wht abt Ya n Me?
	When i c da moOn..i c u..when i c da starz.i c u when i c da sky i c u..get outa ma wae ...ur blocking ma vieW....!!!!!
	\| Pata Hai Ajj Kya hua? ... Pata Hai ...... Pata Hai...? .......Nahin Pata Na? ............... Mujhe Bhi Nahin Pata :D \|
	(L)DO U LOVE ME(L)(W) (NO)(W) OK............... NEXXXXXXXXT PLEZZZZZ.....:p