Why is it when some
products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the
directions say do not turn upside down?
If mars had
earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Do movie producers
still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
If our body
temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside,
no one is comfortable?
If scientists were
ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn't we now be
seeing people from the future?
How come only car
keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?
Why is "number"
abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
If you went back in
time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?
If money doesn't
grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Can you cry under
water?
When you snap your
fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your
thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?
If no one buys a
ticket to a movie, does the movie still play?
If a 911 operator
has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Do ducks sneeze?
If a fire truck was
on its way to a fire and it passes another fire, which fire would it go to?
What are those
little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
Do bald men wash
their head with soap or shampoo?
What if you're in
hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
If anything's
possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
If you had x-ray
vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
What does OK
actually mean?
How do you handcuff
a one-armed man?
If someone can't
see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you
call people who can't smell?
Can you blow a
balloon up under water?
How do they get
those boats in those glass bottles?
Why is it called a
TV set when there is only one?
If it's zero
degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how
cold is it going to be?
Can you breathe out
of your nose and mouth at the same time?
If electricity
comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If an atheist has
to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Can people who
cannot speak burp?
Why isn't chocolate
considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all
beans are a vegetable?
Why do we wash bath
towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why is a person who
plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not
called a racist?
Why is it called a
"building" when it is already built?
Why is it that when
you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the
radio?
Why is Mickey Mouse
bigger than his dog Pluto?
How come the sun
makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?
Did they have
antiques in the olden days?
Are zebras black
with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
Can blind people
see their dreams?
If there's an
exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Why do most cars
have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that
fast on any road?
If corn oil is made
from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil
made from?
How does Santa get
into a house that doesn't have a chimney?
If you're in hell,
and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Why does Donald
Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually
wear any pants?
What should one
call a male ladybird?
Do Lipton employees
take coffee breaks?
If a tree falls in
the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of
it?
If a turtle doesn't
have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If all the world is
a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If an orange is
orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If 7-11 is open 24
hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If you were
traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be
able to hear it?
If people from
Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If you can't drink
and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you take a
shower, where do you put it?
Can you grow birds
by planting birdseed?
What do little
birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
What do sheep count
when they can't sleep?
What is a free
gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Why are there never
any artist's materials in a drawing room?
Why are they called
'stands' when they're made for sitting?
Why aren't there
bulletproof pants?
How come the sun
makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?
Did they have
antiques in the olden days?
Are zebras black
with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
Can blind people
see their dreams?
If there's an
exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Why do most cars
have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that
fast on any road?
If corn oil is made
from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil
made from?
Why is it that when
a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe
them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere,
you have to touch
it to make sure?
How does Santa get
into a house that doesn't have a chimney?
If you're in hell,
and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Why does Donald
Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually
wear any pants?
What should one
call a male ladybird?
Do Lipton employees
take coffee breaks?
If a tree falls in
the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of
it?
If a turtle doesn't
have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If all the world is
a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If an orange is
orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If 7-11 is open 24
hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If you were
traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be
able to hear it?
If people from
Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If you can't drink
and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you take a
shower, where do you put it?
Can you grow birds
by planting birdseed?
What do little
birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
What do sheep count
when they can't sleep?
What is a free
gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Why are there never
any artist's materials in a drawing room?
Why are they called
'stands' when they're made for sitting?
Why aren't there
bulletproof pants?
Do cows drink milk?
If a person owns a
piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Since we see little
birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they
just get knocked out??
If an ambulance is
on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help
him?
Why is there a
light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Don't you find it
worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?
Do they have the
word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
If you stole a pen
from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
Why is the third
hand on the watch called second hand?
Can good looking
Eskimo girls be called hot?
What's the opposite
of opposite?
If Practice makes
perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
Why do birds not
fall out of trees when they sleep?
If you died with
braces on would they take them off?
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Why is it when some
products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the
directions say do not turn upside down?